Albright slams 1999 NATO 9/11 intelligence briefing footage

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Saturday, 9 September 2006

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Fangs for the memory....former US Sec of State Mad-E Albright

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): In an empassionated plea ahead of the fifth anniversary of 9/11, former US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright has begged for leniency to prevail as NATO military intelligence's directorate releases its archived June 1999 footage of their briefing of both the Clinton and Blair administrations about the scheduled bombings of the World Trade Center twin towers by Taleban underlings in the pay of the House of Mountbatten.

Writing in a letter copied to key members of the Shining Path, Albright and her former side-kick Sandy Berger condemn what they call 'wholesale fabrications' of NATO retail outlets' portrayal of their roles in colluding with members of the Bush Family Evil Empire in concealing CIA-verified intelligence giving the exact timing, locations and attack schedules that resulted in the 9/11 atrocity.

The footage, to be broadcast worldwide on the atrocity's fifth anniversary next week, is particularly scathing in close-up shots of Albright's poor quality dental work as she is captured by NATO officials agreeing with leaders of both the US and UK Administrations to use the June 1999 intelligence to frame the KGB's biggest peace-time adversary, the woman majority shareholder of the Chevron Oil Corporation, for the 9/11 atrocity.

Rushes seen of the footage also show that the 9/11 atrocity was originally the brainchild of George Bush Senior and his only lawfully-wedded wife - the doppelganger lookalike 'Queen Elizabeth II' of Great Britain, by whom he had a son, the IRA's leader Gerry Adams.

The heroin-dealing fall-guy Osama Bin Laden is identified in the NATO footage as the son of Joseph Ratzinger by former Indian Prime Monster Indira Ghandi, and the UK Pretender to the Throne, Charles Windsor, as the son of bent oil tycoon and former KGB rent-boy Armand Hammer and Raine, Countess Spencer - officially the 'step-mother' of Princess Diana.

Albright's deputy Sandy Berger is particularly incensed at NATO allegations that he was instrumental in paying off senior CIA officials who had investigated and successfully prosecuted the traitor Aldrich Ames, and that overall responsibility for the destruction of the US's National Security Agency's only copy of the NATO footage tape came as a result of deals Berger struck with the then Governor of the State of Tex-Arse, George Walker Bush.

Albright's outburst comes at a time when even the massive publishers' advance fees for her recently released autobiography have been insufficient to commission remedial dentistry to ennoble what is undeniably her saddest personal feature.

At a time when she slams the 'new and dangerous falsehoods' that the NATO archive footage portrays of the final days of the Clinton Administration, this lack of attention to personal appearance may be one of the poorer errors of judgements that the former Secretary of State has ever made....

That - and agreeing to Pamela Harriman being given the prestigeous appointment of the Clinton Administrations' Ambassadorship to Paris, where details were finalised ensuring Diana, Princess of Wales and Dodo Fayed were driven around by a reckless drunk high on crystal meth and in a limo with no seat belts, SAT-NAV or credible ex-police bodyguard.

The NATO footage is expected to be a coast-to-coast sell out next Monday.

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