Tel Aviv** - "This'll knock Dennis Rodman off his fat Pyongyang-suckin' ass!" a White House aide chuckled sotto voce as US Scareforce One readied for takeoff tonight.
A Spring Equinox pow wow in the Holy Land sees Barack Obama conjugate with pesky Israelis just as the Sun enters Aries and the President's astrological house of, er, stuff.
US Democratic Party foreign policy demands that Israel withdraws from all Occupied Territories land-grabbed from the Palestinians during the '67 war.
But kleptomaniac assholes like President Shimon Peres and Prime Monster Benjamin Netanyahu are well dug into their entrenched position and refuse to back down for anyone - including the US Prez.
The '67 Six Day War had been vehemently condemned by previous US Democrat Presidents including the 33rd POTUS, Harry S Truman, who compared the mass eviction of Palestinians from their native homelands to the forced expulsion of Jews from the Warsaw ghetto.
"Yeah, and they still don't get it, Mr President," an aide of John Kerry, US Secretary of State, warned at a briefing as the Sun's transit of Pisces concluded once again for a year.
The Equinox commences around 13.00 hours on Wednesday, Israeli time.
** He Already knows
