Obama to appear on episode of pawn stars

Written by BurbsF09

Tuesday, 13 November 2012

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According to sources close to Obama the president will appear on a future episode of the hit History channel show "Pawn Stars".

The president is said to be bringing the declaration of independence in hopes of selling it for around 3 trillion dollars all in an effort to lower the national deficit.

Spoilers ahead.

The source went on to say after a heated negotiation process the president settled on trade for a 1978 Gibson Les Paul and a small amp saying quote "I had hoped to get more but I mean the thing is not what it used to be it has some rips in it and kind of smells like Joe Biden" he then proceeded to make guitar noises with his mouth.

At the time of press the president had locked himself in the oval office with nothing but the guitar, amp and the tabs to free bird.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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