People Respond to Obama First Time Ad

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Sunday, 28 October 2012


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Jennifer BakerI supported Obama, but now my eyes are open to how vile he and his party really are. I've disagreed with him on most things (e.g. free contraceptives for sluts like Sandra Fluke). This ad is a very pathetic attempt to boost an already sagging reelection bid.

This actress is obviously a lesbian who has never been with a man, and the notion of enticing people to vote by making them think of having sex with the president is as low as it gets.

I'm surprised the first lady isn't upset with it and why she wasn't mentioned in the ad as a possible third.

I wrote to the campaign and asked them to pull this ad. Virginity is sacred and has no relevance to voting. Shame on Obama for approving it and a pox on Lena Dunham for daring to speak about her fictitious first time with a man.

Emen William Garcia: "Some are already questioning whether President Obama would let his daughters see an ad with a message like this."

That's a little silly because Obama's daughters were watching this sort of thing since the day they were born. In fact, anyone would be silly to complain about this ad being inappropriate for under-aged young women because I frequently let my daughters watch thing even worse than that...How else are my free liberal minded daughters going to get knowledge of how to exploit their bodies and how to get contraceptives and abortions for those "one night stand" mistakes.

If people are so old fashioned to the point that they don't want their young girls watching this ad and losing their virginity to the President, they're idiots. The President will do all he can to make sure that these girls will get all the free contraceptives and abortions they want with or without their parents permission.

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