Charlie Sheen Hires Make-Up Artist to Give him "Crazy" Look

Written by Charpa93

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

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Sheen...Crazy like a fox

Many folks these days are calling Charlie Sheen crazy and with good cause. But there are a few folks keeping an eye on Sheen. Some say he's crazy alright, crazy like a fox.

The latest conspiracy theory out there is that all the nutty things Sheen has done in the past couple of weeks is part of an elaborate scheme cooked up by Sheen to pull a fast one on everyone who ever doubted his acting abilities. The theorists say that Sheen is out to show the world that you don't need a sitcom and comedy writers to create a hit show. All you need is a few strategically placed spy cams, some props, such as a few buxom blondes, some chocolate milk, and a machete or two, and a high-profile actor willing to ad-lib like crazy 24/7.

One clue that may prove this theory is the fact that sources close to Sheen have admitted that Sheen has hired a full-time make-up artist to give Sheen a progressive "crazy" look. The artist must come up with new make-up every day to make Sheen appear to be slowly going crazy. By all accounts, so far whoever is creating the look is being called a genius in his field.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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