President Obama Attempts to Sway Middle Aged Female Voters

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Tuesday, 25 September 2012

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President Barack Obama sought to woo women voters at a taping of the daytime talk show "The View," by flirting with his wife and bearing gifts of sexual toys and candies for the hosts, but he could not escape tough questions on his and the First Lady's sex life and what he plans to do after he is no longer President.

When host and veteran journalist Barbara Walters kidded Michelle Obama about bringing the president as her "date," Obama quipped, "I've been told I'm just eye candy here," at which he jumped up and the song "Sexy and I know it" began playing over the studio's sound system. The President began an erotic dance routine similar to the dances in the movie "Magic Mike."

The ladies of "The View" and the First Lady immediately circled the President, clapping and throwing money at the President. The President began stripping off his clothes revealing a thong with the Presidential seal on the front. All the ladies were enthralled and mesmerized by the President's dance moves and he would occasionally grab one of the hosts and dance with her. Whoopi Goldberg got up and danced with the President to the tune of "Who Let The Dogs Out."

At the end of the President's routine, he was heard to say, "This was way easier than trying to figure out a balanced budget for the country."

After the taping, the President's campaign team rushed the President and the First Lady off to make an engagement with the David Letterman Show. David Axelrod was overheard saying that the President was great and that Mitt Romney could never be as cool as the President and neither could Romney duplicate the President's sexy moves.

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