BILLINGSGATE POST - In what can only be called a cleverly couched homoerotic overture, a courier for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad passed a sealed envelope to President Obama that contained a note stating, "If Barack Hussein Obama would show him his rockets, he would be happy to show Barack his missile."
Taken aback by this tit-for-tat, highly suggestive request for rapprochement by the wacko leader of Iran, the ever-careful Obama turned the note over to the very secretive CIA division called "Code Busters" for analysis.
As anyone familiar with the CIA knows, Code Busters works out of the basement of a flop-house in Virginia Beach. A disheveled group of puzzle-solvers, they gained notoriety by successfully predicting the end of the world three different times. Their latest prediction is that if Obama is re-elected, the Mayans will be proved correct: The world will be destroyed on December 21, 2012.
Hopefully, this message from Ahmadinejad to Obama will prove to be nothing more than a juvenile attempt to trick the President into showing the Iranian madman his rockets.
