WASILLA, Alaska - Reports out of Alaska state that Sarah "Snowflake" Palin is one very angry white wilderness woman.
Political Salad Bar Magazine has confirmed that the former governor of the Iceberg State and failed 2008 GOP Vice-Presidential candidate has heard from a highly placed inside source that her 2012 Republican Convention tickets have not arrived simply because they were never mailed.
The word from Mitt Romney's Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign is that Old Mittens stated in no uncertain words that he did not want the Loose Moose at his convention.
Romney stated that he does not want that camouflage-wearing, reindeer-stalking Tundra Troll coming down to Tampa and upstaging him with the same old tripe drivel she has been spewing since 2008.
The man known as the Hairdo Dude instructed his vice-presidential pick Paul "Widow's Peak" Ryan to sit down and type out an email telling Mrs. Palin that she is not invited to the convention.
Ryan passed the job on to his wife Janna who texted Palin with Romney's request.
Palin's personal bullet supplier, Wendell "Beer Suds" Sudzafecki who spoke with the Grizzly Gal remarked that she is so angry, bitter, and upset at being snubbed by Romney that she is seriously thinking about voting for President Obama just to spite the old "Flip Flopper."
SIDENOTE: When the word got back to Romney he responded privately that if "Moose Mouth" Palin votes for Obama he will issue a GOP party leader directive banning her from entering any of the Lower 48 states.
