Local Guy had no Idea that Hate Tasted so Good

Written by mikewadestr

Friday, 3 August 2012

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That sandwich sure has a lot of hate in Jerry.

Mobile, Alabama local guy, Jerry Dull ate out at a Chick fil A for the first time in his life and was stunned by how good it was.

"I've never eaten out in my entire life", exclaimed Dull who was in the process of downing his 11th straight Chick fil A deep fried chicken sandwich. "I just happened to be heading down the road and there were all these people in this huge line leading into a place that I swore was a strip club. I mean I never would have expected a food joint to be called Chick fil A. I really got turned on when there were all these other people with signs and stuff, protesting across the street. I just figured they were just some religious people but instead of preaching about sin and pestilence they were preaching about hate. Hell, I've always had fun in places of sin and pestilence but I've never been in a place of hate so I figured that I would probably like it too".

"When I finally got in and found out it was a food joint I was really disappointed until these two kissing women stopped kissing and asked: 'You're not here to eat the food that was prepared with hate?'"

"Before I could answer, someone shoved a sandwich in my hand and growled: 'Just eat this pal, it's a bun that is full of hate. It's good for you'. I was so surprised how great hate tasted although I have to admit it does taste a lot like chicken. My momma always served us food that she said was filled with love. Strange, but love really sucked. It was always burnt and dry and strangely resembled fish heads. I think I'm going to be eating hate from now on".

"Honestly, how could something that tasted so good be considered bad?"

Unfortunately for Mr. Dull it turns out that hate really was bad for him as he suffered a fatal cardiac arrest while he was in the middle of eating his 26th straight hate filled Chick fil A sandwich.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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