Mitt Romney To Local Pizza Shop Owner 'So Bad I Wouldn't Feed It To My Dog'

Funny story written by Gregory Sanders

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

TENNESSEE- Mitt Romney's latest stop on his campaign trail ended in a momentous gaffe, even for Romney.

While visiting a local Athens pizzeria called Giovanni De Luca's Amore Pizz-A-Pie, owner Billy Bob Smith handed Romney a slice of his prized 'Carne E Sauc-o'.

After fumbling with the slice for well over a minute Romney was seen mouthing the words 'What the hell is this' to his wife, Ann, who gestured for him to fold it.

Presumably his first bite of pizza was not well received, having spit back into his napkin, Romney looking flush, leaned in and whispered something in Billy Bob's ears. Moments later Romney and his Entourage were out the door and in Limo's.

Billy Bob recounted the event to local news network ICUP Channel 6, "He told me the pizza was 'so bad I wouldn't feed it to my dog' then just left".

When asked for comment a confident Romney retorted, "That's not true, I haven't seen my dog in months."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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