Hopping John Medical Center To Release Full Cannabinoids Study

Written by Oleg the Tumor

Friday, 22 June 2012

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Baltimore, Maryland - Dr. Hunson Bunnneydew, MD, D.O., J.D, Director of Immunological Studies And Tranny Repair with a shiny head and no tattoo, plans to release the full study:

"Treats of the Impact of Organic Absences on Choice and Treats Of the Circumstances Surrounding That Dumb Ass Decision To Ban Cannabis on August 2, 1937" later this week.

Dr. Bunneydew mentioned that the treatment plan being prepared to counter Zombie-ism, (with or without the "pointing" antigen shift) appointment disappointment disorder, peanut allergies, AIDS, non-corpus mentis congressional district reallocation delusion disorder and pants hanging down-too-low syndrome) "has about as much chance of winning the Belmont stakes as I do."

He giggled, "After all, its just a cookie."

This story is being closely followed by bettors on both sides, odds on.

Nick the Greek could not comment as his chips are down at the Russian Roulette table.

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