Dickens busts loose at CERN! Glorious scandal! Harley Street Chiropractor Already in Jail!

Funny story written by Oleg the Tumor

Wednesday, 20 June 2012

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The Game Is on! Meet me at Yorktown! Remember "The World Turned Upside Down?" 007

Hilarious statement made by Offenbach's top gens d'arme!
Hoppity Hooper to flip when he hears this!
"Un be lucking fleebable!"

'tis a great day for underemployed prosecutors everywhere because the lorries are lineing up to haul them away from the biggest bullshit ring in the world!

Yes, it looks like everybody's on the shed-u-al for a Right Fong In the Arse , with cause! Because it turns out that all of fools doing the real work think today is October 22, 1986!

An army of workers, being paid 1986 wages to tackle 2012 science!
The poor bastards freed from the nuclear mine yesternight had a better chance of beating Arsenal by 3 then they did o' getting a fair wage for a whole days work.

Two and half college degrees on average, each of them, and here they are, farting a round in the dark, because the gov says sumpin's there, go look for it in 1968, as if the light's better. And they lock them all in to go around and around like Nixon's Ghost out in the Pacific gyre.
The poor fools had no idea, they're just guilty of being fools.
Good thing the Bastille is closed, eh?

And how did it all come out? The spoof again! Way back in March, the spoofs resident Balloon player and Sackbutt Captain noticed that something was really, really wrong with time, this time! He was working his third half at the time when he figured it out, bless his heart.

Och! And did anyone come out a runnin' to help spread the news then? You know, cake or death and all? Noooo! Pointing at everything that moves, like zombies they are, you know? Well, time is up!

The real fools are the ones in Management, Human Resources and Accounting, and they're the ones getting today's bus ride. And all because the Harley Street Chiropractor who runs the show made a low comment in print about the Legion's bid war on the contract with Interpol to search for the Higgs Boson. Ha! That'll Teach 'em!

So in walks this Frog Prince and of course, he just has to open his mouth, don't he?

"It was obvois, no? Read the noose again, Mssr. It says clar-ly in this noosepapair that we lost no one at Nürnberg! J'accuse! Here is proof of the lie!… We lost many good men at Nürnberg…"

(The future of the facility is uncertain, but Tar-zhay is interested in using the place for a logo, provided they can get Kirstie Alley to plop herself down in the middle if the wind holds!) toodles.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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