American secret agents who have been trying to recruit women to be involved in spying, in an effort to reach sex equality targets have been unfairly accused of seeking 'bits on the side'.
A vigorous internal examination of all the evidence is being carried out by the CIA who are confident the female beauties - known as prospective 'Bond Girls' after the British spy James Bond Street - are not just 'on the side' but fully 'underneath secret service oversight'.
James Bond was unavailable for comment but a written message has been passed to us declaring that 'Bond Girls always met with Government Approval after a full check on their credentials. The United States should follow the same path in developing Special Relationships'.
Criteria for getting a sexual balance in the secret services are not made public but our understanding is that two women to every man is the first objective of any fuly fuctional secret service.
