Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 2 April 2012

image for Maryland Batman is really a "Joker"!
A replica, but the real one is really a "batty" super-hero in a Lamborghini!

Batman was seen whizzing down a highway in Maryland, US, driving a Lamborghini with bats as number plates. The police spotted the bats not Batman and thought this was a job for the American RSPCA.

Batman was hauled over to the side by the local "Mary-land" police and after accepting that he was "batty as a Bat out of hell" warned him about treating all animals decently, including bats. They then asked him to remove the bats because they needed to identify the owner of the "Lambo" by reading the real number plates. It seems that Batman was really Batman and he was on his way to a kiddies cancer ward in a local hospital for a bit of "batty" entertainment.

The bats were taken into custody just in case they attacked 85 year-old women wearing wigs, Batman was allowed to proceed and the kids had a "Bat out of Hell" time being entertained by this batty "super-hero" (in more ways that one)!

Another Happy End and we are very "Bat-full"!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Batman, Super-hero

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