Obama Care DOA at the Supreme Court

Funny story written by Francois Dubois, S.J.

Saturday, 31 March 2012

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The gavel has come down on Obama Care

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN)-Obama Care is Dead on Arrival at the Supreme Court, so say Court insiders. Already known is the fact that Justice Anthony Scalia burned holes big enough to pass a donkey through the Obama attorneys.

"So, you're telling us that the states have no rights at all in this issue. And that if people refuse to sign up for this health care the Internal Revenue Service will have them jailed," asked Scalia.

"Well, yes, we intend to jail them, but only for a year or two," the attorney answered.

"Young man, the Constitution of the United States is very clear that ALL POWERS NOT (of a) Federal (importance) IS TO REMAIN IN THE HANDS OF THE SEVERAL STATES," Scalia stated.

"We don't care. We aim to do it," the attorney answered.

"How shall you pay for this health care," another Supreme asked.

"We'll print money. We have gads of ink, paper and presses enough."

"That about says it; court adjourned," said the Chief Justice.

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