Local boy crashes wedding of Chloe Moretz

Funny story written by erikals1

Saturday, 31 March 2012

A local boy has been arrested after crashing a wedding in Queensland's south-east today.

The wedding of Chloe Moretz to Justin Bieber was going smoothly say police, until the vows were affirmed, at which point the gates of the St Mark's Lutheran church carpark flew open and a teenage boy driving a white Ford Crown Victoria drifted around the carpark while yelling 'You sum bitch'.

It is unknown whether the insult was directed at Justin or Chloe.

'We do not see too many of these incidents, when we do it is usually a jilted groom or an unhappy parent, never a teenage boy,' Sergeant Smith stated.

According to police reports, the vehicle 'had more police lights than a Christmas tree' including several LED light-bars stolen from police vehicles three months before the incident. It also had a siren and PA system installed, along with a CB radio.

'I noticed the gates fly open as the vows were affirmed and a vehicle with lights flashing and siren operating skidded sideways into the carpark, and I heard an amplified voice say 'You sum bitch',' Chloe Moretz stated for police.

Justin Bieber is currently applying for an annulment of marriage.

The teen is charged with public disturbance, illegal use of police equipment, first degree theft and use of offensive terms.

He will face the Brisbane Magistrates' Court on Monday morning.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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