Teen girl wants her parents to punish her

Funny story written by rpm1978

Monday, 19 March 2012

A 16 year old straight A student in El Paso, Texas claims her parents never punish her when she does wrong.

She claims that when she was issued her 1st detention, her parents did not punish her or give her a lecture at all, instead they laughed their heads off.

She told the press that she's been misbehaving constantly but her parents don't believe her at all, they swear she is an angel, she tries to tell them she is no angel, she told the press that she spray painted her driveway, but her dad beat a member of the Ku Klux Klan with a club, no matter how much she tried to prove it was her.

One day she spent 24 hours in Juvie Hall being served Chicken and Peas for dinner when she is a vegetarian and doesn't like Peas, but she ate both in Juvie and said she wants her parents to force her to eat Chicken or Tuna if she misbehaves.

She says she will keep on misbehaving until she gets punished for her bad behavior.

The girl who's name is kept secret was asked what her next action was, she said "well I plan to sneak a recording device into a concert and I hope I get arrested for it."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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