Romney: I'm No Obama, Shows Pictures!

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Thursday, 22 March 2012

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Mitt Romney went out of his way to show his audience yesterday that he was no Obama.

"I'm no Barack Obama!", yelled Romney above the crowd roar! "I promise: No more stinking beer conferences! We need sober leaders, not people sitting around the Rose Garden drunk as skunks!"

Romney then told his audience, "Here's my birth certificate! No waiting two-three years to fix one up. You read about that postman who met Obama when he was young and he told the postman he came from Indonesia. Then he told him, Kenya. I don't think he KNOWS where he comes from. Well, I DO! In Utah, we've traced my ancestors and I will publish it before November. It goes all the way back to Adam!"

The crowd cheered once again when he stated that none of the other republican candidates can trace their ancestors back to Adam.

Finally, Romney passed around copies of his DNA showing absolutely that He Was No Barack Obama! (More cheers!)

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