Thursday, 22 March 2012

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Hillary wishes she was ayoung, good looking black man & President too

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) -President Barack Obama is everything Hillary Clinton wishes she was, and more according to her closest aides.

They share a great deal of philosophical opinions; both are highly articulate, liberal attorneys. Both studied the teachings and put into practice the Rules for Revolution by Saul Allinsky. Each is a powerful politician with a broad base of support.

Obama appointed Ms. Clinton to be US Secretary of State and has praised her work to the party and the press. She stands to inherit the Democratic nomination of her party in the 2016 elections.

What then is it that Obama is that Hillary Clinton is not?

Again, according to the unnamed source, "Hillary says he (Obama) is President, young, good looking, able to spit out bullshit without getting any of it on himself, and he is black."

Now we know. That is what good reporting is all about!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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