GOP candidate Herman Cain was hospitalized over night for an allergic reaction to Viagra. Cain a long time user of Viagra was one of only five hundred men nationwide selected to have the new liquid Viagra pump surgically placed into the cheek of his buttocks, there a replaceable liquid unit offered constant medication for Mr. Cain.
This revolutionary procedure had only been tested on lab rats and porn stars until last month, when the FDA gave their final approval for human use. Cain had already gone through four replacement units this week, one is supposed to last a month.
Cain who was up all night for treatment, said, "it is obviously the work of the Rick Perry campaign who are just trying to make things hard on my campaign." Cain continued,"anyone who thinks I will go down without a fight just doesn't know Herman Cain, I don't go down easy, I'm up and I'm going to stay up for whatever comes my way."
The Perry campaign denied all knowledge of sabotaging Cain's new pump, Cain's physician Dr.O.Gasm said, "this is still a relatively new procedure and in some patients Mr. Cain's age, it can be touch and go for a lot of people". To which Mr. Cain replied, "I ain't touched none of them nurses, I just told that blond nurse she looked a lot like my wife". Cain was treated overnight and released and is back out running hard for the nomination.
