Herman Cain Seeks Out Wiener

Funny story written by ThePoliticalBone Picker

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

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Cain looks for BIG help from Wiener

In a shocking development today, GOP nominee Herman Cain has reached out to former US Congressman Anthony Wiener (Democrat-New York)to be his Vice Presidential running mate. Cains handlers said Herman wants America to know that a Cain-Wiener ticket may be hard to swallow right now, but it will be even harder to beat.

Anthony Wiener who we caught up with in front of the mirror at his local health club, was moved to tears by Cains overture. Wiener said, "hell, I didn't know people even knew I was still alive!", Cain appears to be sending America the message that he's not afraid to go both ways to bring America's broken political system back together.

Wiener said he would be flying to Atlanta in the afternoon to meet Cain for their official press conference at the Magic Fingers Message Parlor. Cain who for his part was still out stumping, any place he could find a stump, Cain, said Wiener embodies the American dream. "Men all over this country wish they could be like Anthony, you've seen the pictures right? While women just wish their man could a be like Anthony Wiener, you said you've seen the pictures right?"

Wiener who had planned to try his hand in the adult film industry in the coming year, said he had been reviewing the script,(All Hands on Deck) the story of a ships captain and and all female crew. But now that another political opportunity had arisen, he was excited to be coming back to politics again.

When Wiener was asked about Cains 409 sexual harassment allegations, Wiener replied,"hey cut him some slack, anyone can make a mistake, besides if these allegations had been true, someone would've had pictures, trust me I know."

Cain said adding Wiener to the ticket would be a big addition in states like New York and California, who's female and gay electorate dominate the political landscape."Anthony has always been big in New York, and we believe he will be equally big all across this country". In 2012, get ready America, because the Cain-Wiener ticket is on the rise.

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