Friday, 11 November 2011

image for Herman Cain: Where's the beef?
"HERE'S THE BEEF!"

Republican presidential hopeful and former CEO Herman Cain has been under fire for allegations of trying to slip the hot beef injection to a few of those annoying white women.

In recent interviews he has been quoted denying the allegations saying, "I didn't do crap!" However this claim to not doing crap came under fire due to the fact that all of the women have described his man hood in exact detail, even including the the fly sized tattoo that covered his manhood.

All of these allegations and striking testimony have lead this writer to believe that the beef has been found...and it's not pretty, unless you have a fetish for politicians and their phalli.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Herman Cain




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