Washington - In response to new allegations of sexual misconduct while the head of the National Restaurant Association, GOP presidential hopeful Herman Cain said today he has no recollection of ever being the head of the National Restaurant Association.
"That simply didn't happen, that simply did not happen," Cain said about his alleged role at the National Restaurant Association from 1996 to 1999, adding that he doesn't remember exactly what he was doing during those years but it sure wasn't that.
Cain said the "Democrat machine" could be behind the sexual allegations. Or maybe it was the other Republican Presidential candidates, referring to Romney as "that silver haired white guy from Massachusetts, you know "what's his name" or to Perry as that funny acting guy from Texas who he knows only as "Fat, Puffy Hair Man." Cain said he didn't know for sure because he couldn't remember who he thought might be causing him all these problems yesterday let along today.
Cain's campaign manager, who Cain calls "that Smoking Guy," said that despite his memory lapses that Cain was still eminently qualified to be president of the United States. "In the tradition of recent Republican presidents, none of whom Cain can remember either, I believe his poor memory will serve me well as President."
