Written by UWGB-Beek

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Washington--Republican James Sensenbrenner made his money the old fashion way, he crafted laws that lowered his taxes on the money he invested.

"I had to craft legislation to lower my taxes, because how else was I going to make any money in Congress? The salary sucks for the amount of hours I work. If I was a corporate lawyer I would be making three times the amount of money. There just isn't a lot of good money in government work." Rep. Sensenbrenner told reporters.

Rep. James Sensenbrenner has worked for the government his whole life, and crafted legislation to protect his money he never worked to earn. He ranks on the bottom of when it comes to crafting legislation, and usually piggybacks on the bills written by hardworking congressmen and congresswomen.

"I am getting old, and since I am overweight,thanks to my steady diet of "Freedom Fries," so my doctor feels it is best for my heart that I don't do too much strenuous work. Good thing there isn't any true accountability in position, because I am so wealthy." Rep. Sensenbrenner added.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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