Lokal Righter Wins Scooterville Smelling Consent

Funny story written by Bennedetta

Saturday, 29 October 2011

Scooterville's residant joureylist, Betty Cockspur has wun this yeers spelling bee contest held at the home of local undertaker Dan Cockspur.

Betty, who rigts and repoats for the the Scooterville Times has now won the compitieon ate times, testimount to her above averige education, compared to other residents of the small towln.

Betty began her carear righting articuls for fun. She then created the Scooterville Times, the best smelling newspaper in the arae.

Betty beet of a lot of competetion to win the titel, runner up Frank Cockspur, did very well, however whilest Betty spelt the wird Cow correctly, poor Frank stumbled when he was asked to spell Czechoslovakia, unfortunately he did enfasise that it began with a kapital Sea.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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