The small town of Scooterville, NJ (pop 256) is still reeling this evening after a black person was spotted within the town limits. The first sighting of a black man in the town since records, recording this phenomena, began.
Most residents remain locked indoors, while Sherriff Tom Cockspur increased patrols in the area.
Women and children have been warned to stay indoors for two weeks.
Pet owners have been warned NOT to let their animals out unattended.
"I have no idea what the night will bring" said Mayor Silas Cockspur "People are justifiably scared, we haven't had one of them here before, he was spotted at about noon, by Tammy Cockspur, the local wedding cake maker and expert to the town council on all matters regarding the release of white tigers into the wild. She has a lot of time to kill."
Anyone with information is asked to contact the Sherriff, if you are the man who was spotted, please don't hurt us!