Rick Perry to debate Democrat Rick Perry

Written by UWGB-Beek

Friday, 30 September 2011

Washington--Governor Rick Perry plans on debating Democrat Rick Perry next week.

"I think it is time I debate against a strong candidate, not like those goof balls in the Republican party." Governor Rick Perry told reporters.

"I feel that Democrat Rick Perry will offer me the best chance to highlight my true debating skills, and plus I won't have to worry about remembering his name, because I already know his name." Governor Rick Perry added.

Governor Rick Perry debating skills were called into question after he was caught daydreaming about Ponzi schemes.

"I hope to show that Governor Rick Perry is a poor candidate and weak on the issues that matter to the middle class." Democrat Rick Perry.

It isn't clear if either candidate is strong enough to win any points with the American public.

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