Written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

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Really, I never knew that Cheryl Cole used to be a Man....

Mr Numpty, from the Roger Hargreaves collection of Mr Men books has revealed, in a rare face to face interview that he is surprised that we as a society can no longer trust our politicians, or our media.

The amorphous blob of yellow, wearing a smart suit teamed with Converse trainers (other brands of leisure shoe are also available) told us 'Imagine my surprise, when someone told me that our politicians lie about all types of things. I always thought they told the truth, but now I am not so sure. It is such a disappointment. Now I see where Mr Glum and Mr I don't Believe it get their view points from.'

'What else should I not trust?' he wailed.

We wanted to suggest Religion, Eastenders (other Soap Operas are available) The Daily Mail, the monster in his cupboard, and the Milk Man, but we felt he already has enough to cope with.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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