America Is Just A Lie

Funny story written by Kid Icarus

Thursday, 10 March 2011


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"We can see through their lies."

Western ideology is once again getting caught up in lies and deceit and the world is becoming aware of it all. For years people around the world have been hearing concepts coming from America about the rehabilitation of people who have been convicted of crimes and how it's a good thing for society, but those ideas were put to the test and they failed in the case of a Little Rock high school teacher who was placed on paid administrative leave after the police informed the media who then informed school officials that she had pleaded guilty to a prostitution charge.

Rehabilitation programs often seek to provide skills in self evaluation and self development in order to help prisoners in their quest for greater self-knowledge.

She was an excellent teacher who showed up to work on time every day and she was well regarded by school officials. Her personal life did not affect her teaching abilities or the respect she had for her students.

She said it was capitalism that led her to make a poor decision in her personal life when her wages were garnished because of credit card debts. She had a difficult time paying her bills and buying food for her 18-month-old son. Out of desperation she joined an escort service and then got arrested for prostitution.

The teacher has a masters degree and is working on a Ph.D., but now she may have to join the underworld of seedy criminals and homeless people who commit crimes for a living to put food in their mouths and clothing on their backs.

The prosecutor says the teacher was committing a crime against her own body when she gave an undercover, male police officer permission to ravish her body with sex using his grotesque looking penis.

Political observers say that Hugo Chavez has been warning people around the world about the types of problems that this teacher has been afflicted with. Chavez a humanitarian by nature has said that capitalism is the sole cause of 90 percent of crime around the world when people are forced against their will to commit crimes so they can purchase food and shelter in a harsh economy.

Rodney King, a political commentator said, Chavez is always striving to improve the lives of people in his country and the lives of people around the world who are suffering hunger, war and illness because of capitalism. Chavez has been a long time advocate for the American people and he is against the abuse Americans suffer under American capitalism. Chavez has become a cult hero of the younger generation in America just like his predecessor Che Guevara.

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