Following recent widespread riots, and political and financial scandals, the BBC has announced that it is still waiting for more exciting news.
BBC Newsreader Bill 'Early Morning' Turnbull said: 'It is right, the BBC is expecting far more exciting news, so despite recent riots, and political scandals and phone hacking, it is still not happy with what we are reporting'.
Hugh Edwards commented: 'What is happening in the world right now is just not exciting enough for the BBC. We only report on what is happening, we do not make the news ourselves, so if the BBC wants more exciting news, I suggest they make it up themselves, oh, sorry, that is what the tabloids do, and we at the BBC have always been above that'.
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