Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 3 July 2011

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Smug at all time dangerous levels, sir.

Politicians across the two main parties (and any remaining Liberal Democrats out there) also staged a Strike on Thursday, and true to form, no one noticed.

Ian Smith from P.I.L.L.O.C.K (Politicians in league, loving occult cheese kites) the only union for Politicians said all of the Politicians went on strike over not receiving enough respect and apart from some biscuits going off in the House of Commons, nothing really happened.

'It is a shame that the people doing most harm to the economy are not getting enough respect for the difficult decisions that they make.' Ian explained. 'I mean, how can you expect men from privileged back-grounds with millions in the bank, who don't hang out with people from other social classes to really know what is going on in the world?

'I mean David Cameron has put years into raising his innate level of smugness, and people seem to hate him for it. It just makes no sense to me'.

We tried to find support for Politicians, but sadly it seemed to be in short supply.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Strike, Politicians




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