There has been some heated debate among the proletariat masses regarding just who would be striking against government cuts, as part of the country wide industrial inaction.
The Spoof writers, who, it is fair to say, enjoy a good mass-debate over all kinds of subject matter, have decided to not join the striking throngs, for fear of being replaced by funnier and less troublesome punsters.
This has come as a bit of an unhappy surprise to the Spoof reading public, as they were needing to rest their sides from all the non stop merriment meted out by the mirth making media-ists.