Bad heir day as Cameron in Father's Day weasel words rant

Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 19 June 2011

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Millions of World War I & II women brought up their kids alone, Dave, without being rubbished for their parenting skills

London - The daft tosspot's Father's Day lecture has fooled no one, a single mother commented today.

"Show us the DNA print out about your own parents, Dave," mother-of-five Ms Mildred Mildew of Tooting Magma told Sunday Smearer reporters at lunchtime.

"And cut the crap that you're not Blair's son. We had you rumbled decades ago."

The angry riposte comes as reams of the PM's paternalistic humbug are dissected by furious mothers everywhere.

The Sunday Fascist Father's Day rant compares absent fathers to hit and run drivers.

And regurgitates old chestnuts about moral responsibility, feckless inseminators and 'young people these days'.

"Dave's the train wreck behind the nation's dysfunction," family therapist Norah Cockle blogged on her website.

"Millions of women during two World Wars brought up their kids singlehanded - only to be rubbished by this Black Shirt impostor.

"Fancy not admitting Prince William's his brother."

A full transcript of the Cameron article appears on Page 294.

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