Welsh Wizard proves that Welsh men are not just sheep-shaggers!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 6 June 2011

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Poor Welsh sheep they always get it in the butt!

A Welsh Wizard called Bryan Briggs (name changed for legal reasons and nothing to do with that other Welsh Wizard who the Sun nailed!) has actually proven that there is hope for Welsh men to relinquish their reputations as Nr1 global sheep-shaggers (closely followed by New Zealand and Andorra), only gays in the villages and gay rugby players by actually shagging something else, women!

Bryan once roamed the lonely Welsh hills and valleys searching for a partner and sick of the smell of sheeps rear-ends; he crossed the border, headed northwards and ended up in a place called Mosley, Nr Manchester.

He then met his dream "Wizardess", but then another slightly more wicked "Welsh Wizardess" who had followed him from Wales crossed his path, the rest is history (and it wasn't Boadicea).

During that time Bryan fathered a couple of mini-wizards and his brother came to visit with his piece of Welsh Rarebit so Bryan decided to have a bite of her too, it's allowed in wizadry circles, but it "cheesed" his brother off.

Due to the fact that Bryan has proven to the world that Welsh men not only get their legs across pieces of mutton he became world famous and has become a beaming light in Welsh mythology (dragons and all of that stuff) and his country men can now look forward to a rosy future shagging anything apart from those lousy sheep as long as it's kept within the family, BOYO!!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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