Man & Dog Survive Fall

Funny story written by j.w.

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

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Does this dog have the answer to gravity?

A man, who cannot be named for security reasons, has survived a fall from the cliff of 200 feet with his dog Snoopy.

Police were amazed to find both man and animal alive and scientists are examining the couple to see if anything useful could be learnt from their mishap.

Copy cat fallers have been jumping off cliffs in various parts of the country and so far, of the nine falls, none has been fatal. It could be that the force of gravity is lessened if a person falls with an animal and we ware on the brink of solving Einstein's theory of gravity.

When an apple fell on his head, Isaac Newton had no animals nearby and he did not realise that gravity can be weakened if a man and his dog are together. Thus Einstein got off on the wrong foot and spent all his life barking up a tree when he should have been falling off a cliff.

Any experiments endangering dog's lives in experiments, with dogs and their owners together jumping from a cliff in Wales to establish whether Einstein was right about gravity, or whether there is a height when survival is no longer possible, have been condemned by all.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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