Max Mosley defends lurid BDSM slurs against 'Churchill: The Hollywood Years' actor

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Monday, 9 May 2011

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The alleged actor played Joseph Gpoebbels in a satirical movie

London - He's still pretty much sore-assed at the Sunday Smearer lawsuit that saw him win 'paltry' £60,000 damages for hurts suffered by the paper's perverted Nazi sex allegations.

But S&M aficionado Max Mosley spoke today in defence of David Schneider - who played Joseph Goebbels in the satirical movie 'Churchill: The Hollywood Years'.

An alleged super-injunction taken out by the actor was outed on a social networking site this weekend.

"WTF?" were Max Mosley's very words when asked to comment about an alleged sordid BDSM shenanigans cover-up.

"Should have gone before Mr Justice Omerta, would have nipped the whole thing in the bud!"

Mosley was commenting on reports that a legal gagging instrument supposedly protects Schneider's alleged trips to a London brothel offering BDSM services.

Last year media reports about a US police investigation into The Holy Roman Emperor VIP Club, a celeb brothel that caused the downfall of ex-NY Governor Eliot Spitzer, claimed it operated a BDSM parlor in central London frequented by 'top knobs' listed in the Hun-Day Times' That's Rich! list.

It remains popular with actors, politicians and senior clerics of all religious perversions - er persuasions!

Camilla Fucker-Proles is 69.

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