Kirstie & Phil in New XXX Rated Show

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Tuesday, 26 April 2011

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After the success of Location, Location, Location and the new Vacation, Vacation, Vacation, Kirstie & Phil are set to make a triple X rated show.

The programme will feature Phil shagging Kirstie in a variety of positions in different rooms, across various locations in the UK and abroad while on vacation.

The show is to be called Penetration, Penetration, Penetration.

Originally producers, who felt the series needed jazzing up with a new twist to increase viewing figures, had the idea for Phil to sneak off during filming and have a crafty wank. However, the show, which was to be titled - Ejaculation, Ejaculation, Ejaculation, was eventually shelved.

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