Written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

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A lawyer legally served a court order on Facebook recently. The individual could not be 'found' anywhere, but good old Facebook came through.

There is nowhere you can hide if you have a Facebook account. The Courts worldwide are using technology to serve warrants, court orders etc. to wanted men and women. Yes, this IS legal.

So: If you are behind in alimony, child benifit payments, have a bench warrant out on you.....Cancel your Facebook account now.

Indeed, if you are behind in your credit card payments or rent....if you have overdue library books, are drinking milk past its sell by date, are wearing odd socks or wearing the same underwear more than two days in a row...they are coming for you. Cancel your facebook account now.

If you are driving around without a license, in a stolen car or in a car with bald tyres Cancel you facebook account now.

This could, indeed, be the end of Facebook as you know it (I'm not on Facebook).

If you are wondering what you will do with your 'spare' time when Facebook implodes, why not sign up as a Spoof Writer NOW.

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