London - A super-injunction obtained by the Queen forbids any mention of it.
Nor any reference to forensick (sic) analysis of the Princess' Royal Truss Fund credits.
But moves under Parliamentary Privilege next week will seek to establish if father and daughter lookalikes Jeffrey Epstein and Princess Eugenie might be related.
The draconian gag was granted amid fears Red Tops had obtained DNA saliva samples showing more than a passing facial resemblance between the two.
Daily Smearer sources said this weekend they'd fought tooth and nail to overturn the Lord Chief Justice's privacy order.
This bans any mention about unusual financial patterns in Eugenie's Truss Fund - gifts of money to pay school fees, a clothing allowance, credit card purchases, etc.
But the controversy rages unabated.
"Fergie shagged Jeffrey Epstein and then passed off the little cuckoo as part of the royal love nest?" incredulous Palace sources have asked in disbelief.
"Thank God it's not that dreadful Ghislaine Maxwell that's the alleged mother!"
Camilla Fucker-Proles is 69.
