Gay Man makes Teenage Boy Blow his Garden Hose

Funny story written by Gay Larry

Sunday, 6 March 2011

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A gay man pottering about his garden summoned the assistance of a passing teenage schoolboy when he discovered that his garden hose was blocked.

Larry Sabu
, 20, was attempting to wash his pink VW Beetle in the driveway of his house when he noticed that the flow of liquid was restricted.

Motioning to a passing boy, Larry tried to engage the lad in friendly conversation about sweets and football, but the boy was reluctant as he was late for school. But Larry was steadfast.

"Before I murdered my interfering mother and began dressing up like her, she offered me this advice: never take 'No' for an answer".

Having 'persuaded' the chap, Larry told him to blow into his hose while Larry squeezed from the other end.

"He was sucking instead of blowing, so I had to slap him about the head a bit until he got it right", Larry said.

Eventually the water came out in a massive gush that covered both Larry and the boy from head to foot.

"I would describe it as an orgasmic eruption", Larry added.

The job being complete, Larry offered to drive the boy to school - but the lad said he'd prefer to walk. Quickly. Very quickly.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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