Cat Conducts Orchestra

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Saturday, 26 February 2011

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Cat Conductor

A Tabby cat, Tribble, 7, has taken to conducting orchestras and is proving she is not a feline catastrophe. Tibby is not keen on Bark but chases Ratmaninov with great skill.

Other favourites are Hyding with his Mouse Concerto a real favourite. Tibby has a cat's interpretation of Beathoven, giving his Fifth quite a swing.

She has a keen fan, TomTom, the Drummer in the orchestra. They are a fine partnership with a special relationship when TomTom's snare drum catches a few rats.

Tibby is always particular that violins should not wail and keeps a firm paw on the trombone, which can be an attraction to dogs.

If you are near the Albert Hall book seats for the special Tibby show when she will be conducting a new modern symphony by Luscious Pussy entitled 'The Pampered Cat' in which her tail wags in rhythm with TomToms simmering cymbals.

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