Written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 1 February 2011

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Skoob News, despite being under the radar these days, has found out what teabagging means!

And to be frank - it's a little bit of a shocker...

Why do people insist on describing weird practices with everyday type names? Here at Skoob News, we thought that 'teabagging' involved nothing deep and heavier than getting a tea bag, with string attached, and popping it politely into a cup of boiling water for a nice cup of tea.

But no.

It turns out that 'teabagging' in the contemporary vernacular is defined as a man, in an unfeasible position, lowers his testicles into a receptive young lady's mouth!

Like - Whoah! What's going on with that then? And why on earth would anyone want to dangle their nuts into some girl's gob?

(Notice - we didn't mention Ashley Cole, John Terry, or Wayne Bridge in this expose. Probably because they weren't involved...)

But how clever and weird is that?

"Oh, I'll just pop me knackers in her gob, like..."

What's the point of that? It's hardly erotic heaven having your nuts - which in any case lack sensual receptors - nibbled by an insane person, who may well be a cannibal to boot.

And by way of public information - Gentlemen, having some person on hand who wants to gnaw on your sack, doesn't quite cut the mustard.

What if she's feeling a trifle peckish?

You're fucked. That's what it is.

More as we get it.

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