Vote for the GibberBrit Party

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Thursday, 18 September 2003


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Vote for the GibberBrit Party

A newly formed political party hit the street today campaign for you vote in the forthcoming 2005 Elections. The newly formed GibberBrit Party today announced it's intentions to stand at the next general election. It is looking for your support.

The GibberBrit party formed some six months ago after it was announced that funds were to be made available from the National Gibberite Lottery ready for the two year long campaign.

Shadow minister have already been selected and will include Toby Liar, John Despot, Geoff Bafhoon, Patricia Chew-it,Charles avinga-Lark and Margaret Feckit. Unfortunately our proposed shadow health secretary Alan BillBurn had to resign as his wife's 2004 Wimbledon qualifiers became more important. Johny Weresmaweed will take over and provide our Shadow Home Secretary David Flunkedit with all the assistance he needs to cross the road safely. There is still uncertainty yet though as Geoff Baf'hoon may take up a new counselling post with the Samaritans.

In their foreign policy staments, from their website, they propose that all gibberites worldwide should be allowed the opportunity to come to Britain through any other European country to collect their swimming trunks for "that swim across the channel".They warned France that if they refused them their swimming trunks they would offer them the money for an eighteen bedroomed home (like the one in their homelands) and a ford fiesta for the gardener. They said they will clamp down on anti gibberism and that any gibberite in Europe would be able to vote on Britain's social or political policy. Eventually Britain will be renamed Gibberitain they also promised.

On sex education Charles avinga-Lark announced that it will be made available to five year olds, "we haven't enough teenage mothers and the sex industry is going down the pan", he remarked.

Anyone wishing to read of the Gibberit policies can contribute here on their website:-

The Gibberite Party--Your life in our Hands

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