Britney's Haunted Bra

Funny story written by Bob Muppet

Thursday, 11 September 2003


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Sex goddess, Britney Spears, astounded her fans with claims that her bra was haunted by the ghost of Elvis.

‘Nobody knows where the sound comes from, but my 34 D cups make better music than any digital system I've ever come across', she confessed.

‘Sometimes I feel that Elvis is trying to give me a message for the world.

My bra has picked up all the ‘Kings' compilation albums and sometimes I get some of the rare stuff from his wild Las Vegas concerts.

I have given my bra to several psychics for testing, but the music only plays when I wear it. Nobody can understand the mystic forces that are at play.'

This view was shared by Russell Grant, a top astrologer.

‘Britney's bra seems to be a law onto itself. Some people say that it's a form of ferro-resonance in the wire cup supports that picks up the radio waves, but nobody can say for sure.'

Others say that it's the ghost of Elvis trying to keep abreast of the modern pop-scene.

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