Due to numerous complaints by members of the public, white snow is to be banned due to its racist colouring and as it enters our country without the correct legislation it is likely to be deported.
Levi Roots is leading the campaign by attempting to have snow charged with trespassing into his garden. Mr Roots said today "it's got no business in my garden. Because it's white it thinks it can come and go as it pleases. It's time to make a stand against this white supremacist!"
The government is taking the charges seriously. Mr Cameron has said that he will have snow investigated and if it is found to be acting illegally then he expects the powers that be to find a suitable solution.
