Potty Full Of Shit Found Under Boy's Bed

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Monday, 20 December 2010

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Yes, what will he dream up next?

In what has been ably-described by a woman in the Potteries as "the most gruesome moment of my week", the woman from Stoke-on-Trent has told how she discovered a potty full of shit underneath her son's bed.

The woman, whose name you all know, related the horrific tale of how she noticed a "rare old smell" emanating from the area underneath the bed of Child C, her son, and knelt down to investigate. Karen takes up the story:

"I went into C's room and noticed a pong. It was more than a pong. It was a reek. Anyway, I sniffed around a bit, and realised it was something else under that bloody bed just waiting to be discovered. When I had a look though, it was just a potty full of shit."

Child C is 9 years old, and, according to his mum, doesn't ordinarily crap in a potty, but has, she says, emptied his bowels into the kitchen sink before today.

Said Karen:

"I hope the writer of these stories is getting fed up of writing them, because I am getting fed up of finding strange things under the bed! Whatever will the loony dream up next?"

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