Britain Is Seriously Effed Off By An Incompetent Self Serving Government

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Thursday, 9 December 2010

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Where was the Con-Dem government today when the shit hit the fan?

Do Nothing Dave and Nasty Nick retired behind the barricades, as the nation told them that they were basically no better than a bag of shit.

As student protesters smashed windows in government buildings, including the Treasury, there was a resounding lack of response from this bunch of completely clueless cunts, who were elected by an equally bunch of clueless cunts.

Skoob News's Skoob1999 told himself:

"I told you this would happen."

Not any of Skoob News's doing.

We're with the students - tell it like it is.

Soft Southern Bastards.

Stupid fuckers.

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