Written by Charpa93

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

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Wanda's gone soft

Wanda the Whip Wielder has just been told that if she doesn't buck up, she may be sacked from her job as head dominatrix at Joe's House 'o Pain in Manchester. Joe "Lucky" Day, the owner of the House o' Pain claims that Wanda has lost her touch.

"In this business, you don't get to be head dominatrix by being nice to the clients," said Joe, "and Wanda was one of the meanest bitches in my kennel. I had some of the most influential guys in Manchester lined up around the clock coming to Wanda on a regular basis for her brand of punishment. She constantly had them begging for more."

"Unfortunately," claims Joe "starting last September, a string of bad luck events ended up bringing poor Wanda to her knees. As of late," he says "she's beginning to suck at her job, and while it doesn't hurt, it should. In other words, Wanda's gone soft on us."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Dominatrix




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