Isle Of Wight Road Blockage Causes Traffic "Chaos"

Funny story written by Ellis Ian Fields

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

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Mr Thropwheedle yesterday.

Traffic on the Isle of Wight was thrown into chaos yesterday when a road was unexpectedly blocked.

Said eye-witness Fred Thropwheedle: "It came completely out of the blue.

"I was just cycling along minding my own business - it was a lovely day with the sun glinting off the snow - when all of a sudden the road was blocked by a white barrier. There was a strange beeping too - I looked around but there were no flying saucers or anything.

"Anyway, this barrier just stayed put. There was absolute traffic chaos - there was me on my bike and a women with a pushchair just left waiting, unable to proceed.

"A few yards away on the other side of the barrier I could see a guy in a van and behind him a blue Vauxhall Astra. I couldn't see if it was a man or woman inside that.

"Suddenly a train went speeding by and a few seconds afterwards the barrier removed itself.

"It's an absolute disgrace and someone's head should roll. The Island's commerce could be seriously damaged by hold-ups like this!"

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