Nasty thieves in Kent, UK, have stolen a snowman from under the nose of it's owner as she was sweeping the snow in her front garden the thieves jumped over the garden fence and whipped the snowman, with a carrot as his nose, away.
The irate woman rung 999 and asked if the police could come around. With sirens ringing and blue lights flashing, they rushed to the crime scene, also roadblocks were set up hoping to catch the scoundrels.
They asked the woman for a description of the missing snowman, she answered, "white, bowler hat, 12 inch carrot as a nose, and two bits of coal for his eyes?"
"How could anybody be so wicked, I built that snowman especially for the nippers when they come out of school, it's a disgrace, must have been them Eastern Europeans again!"
The police haven't given up hope of catching the rascals and anyone caught with either a fat, melting, white snowman on the backseat of their car with a Polish number plate or a soaked back seat (?) with a Polish number plate will certainly be stopped for questioning!
Damn foreigners!
